{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt","title":"Merry KwanzaHanumas T-Shirt — That Oughta Cover It","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LR5Y_W_content markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMERRY KWANZAHANUMAS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat oughta cover it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eToo many holidays. Too many greetings. Not enough time to keep track of all that shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSo RADneck did what RADnecks do—we simplified it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChristmas? \u003cstrong\u003eMerry.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHanukkah? \u003cstrong\u003eHan.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKwanzaa? \u003cstrong\u003eKwanza.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMash it all together and you get:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMERRY KWANZAHANUMAS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere. \u003cstrong\u003eThat oughta cover it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe perfect shirt for holiday parties, family gatherings, Christmas morning, or anybody who wants to spread a little cheer without accidentally leaving somebody out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSoft, lightweight, and comfortable with just the right amount of stretch—because the holidays are stressful enough without an uncomfortable damn shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather colors contain polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.2 oz.\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMERRY KWANZAHANUMAS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat Oughta Cover It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRADneck Hat Co. — Cuz I’m Cool.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden has-[\u0026gt;_:empty]:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"RADneck Hat Co","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":51485031596278,"sku":"3535342_9575","price":23.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51485031629046,"sku":"3535342_8923","price":23.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51485031661814,"sku":"3535342_8924","price":23.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51485031694582,"sku":"3535342_8925","price":23.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51485031727350,"sku":"3535342_8926","price":23.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51485031760118,"sku":"3535342_8927","price":24.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51485031792886,"sku":"3535342_8928","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51485031825654,"sku":"3535342_8929","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":51485031858422,"sku":"3535342_12878","price":32.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/8698\/7510\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-heather-front-6a847b030df15.jpg?v=1787067173","url":"https:\/\/radneckhatco.com\/products\/unisex-t-shirt","provider":"RADneck Hat Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}